Sunday, October 16, 2005

Help! There's an axe in my head.

First of all, many thanks to Pixel for bringing this to my attention, for without this powerful knowledge, I would certainly be slightly more bored.

It could happen anywhere, anytime. You could be walking around in a forighn country, minding your own buisness, when suddernly an axe suddenly gets stuck in your head. This is a hard situation to tangle yourself out of, especially if you don't speak the native language.

I have taken the liberty of doing several seconds of hard work googling ways to get out of this problem, and I have compiled (copied) a great list of how to say "Oh my God! There's an axe in my head." Never again will you need to waste precious hours attempting to explain to native people your condition, now all there is for you to do is access the internet and go to the October Archive of this, scroll through all of the posts I've written during this month, and then find the language you want in this post.

Enjoy!

# Afrikaans: O God! Daar's 'n byl in my kop!
# AlbanianA1: O Zot! Kam sakice ne koke!
# Alsatian: Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf!
# AmharicA2: Fetariye! Metrebiya bechinklatie wusit ale.
Oh my God! there's an axe in my Amharic head.
# ApeA3: Kree-gur! arad zor wo b'yat
# ArabicA4: Ya Allah! Be fass bi rassi!
# Aragonese, HighA5: Ai ridiós! Tiengo una estral en o tozuelo.
# Assyrian: iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu
# AymaraA6: Iyaw! Mä hachax p'iqijankiwa.

# Babylonian: iliya pashu ina reshiya bashu
# Bahasa Melayu (Malay)B1: Ya tuhanku! Ada kapak dalam kepalaku!
# BahasanB2: O: mie Adonae, estil un acso en mie capito ho!
# BaselangB3: "Won suripiria nemia voci 'wonden divin'. Un chafergarbar i conboro wonden siras posi."
# BasqueB4: Jaungoikoa! Badut aizkor bat buruan!
# BelarusianB5: Bozha moj, ja maju siakeru w halavie
# Bengali: Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor bash poreche.
# Bosnian: Boze moj! sjekira mi je u glavi.
# BretonB6: Ma Doue! Bez' ez eus ur vouc'hal e va fenn.
# BulgarianB7: Bozhe moi, niakoi mi e zabil bradva v glavata!

# CantoneseC1:
Oh my God! there's an axe in my Cantonese head.
# CatalanC2: Déu meu! Tinc una destral al cap.
# CelticB5, C3, I4: Mo Dhia! Ta' tua sa mo cheann.
# Cree (Dialect N)C4: Aah n'kiseemantoom, Ciikahikan asteew nistikwaanihk.
# CzechA4: Pane boze! Mam sekeru v hlave!

# DanishD1: Åh Gud! Jeg har en økse i hovedet.
# Dutch: O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd.

# Egyptian, Ancient (Middle Kingdom)E1: in Amun! iw minb m tp-i!
# Elet AntaE2: Ha inyano! Oan kascac inye cufanvay!
# EmoticonE3: k:-O
# English, OldE4: Wa min God! Se æx on min heafod is!
# Esperanto: Mia Dio! Hakilo estas en mia kapo!
# EstonianC3: Oh mu Jumal, mul on kirves peas

# FaroeseF1: Á Gud! Ta er ein øks í høvdinum hjá mær!
# FarsiC3: Oh! Khodayeh Man! Yek Tabar tooyeh saram rafteh!
# FinnishF2: Voi Luoja! Päässäni on kirves!
# FlemishF3: Godverdoeme, d'er zit een bijl in mijnen kop.
# Flemish (Ostend Dialect)F4: Godverdikke! Ken a kapmes in me kop.
# Flemish (West Flanders Dialect)F5: Hodver! Kee n bille in min pleite.
# Flemish (West-Vloams Dialect)F6: Oh uzzen lievn hérè! Ken e bille in mi mulle.
# FrenchF7: Oh mon dieu ! Il y a une hache dans ma tête.

# GermanG1: O mein Gott! Es gibt ein axt im meine kopf.
# German (Carinthian dialect)G2:
Um Goddes wuell, do is a hackale im meim schaedahle.
# German (Styrian dialect)G2:
Jessas, i hab a hockn im schaedel.
# German (Upper Austrian dialect)G3:
Hümmi, Orsch und Zwirn! Do steckt a Hocka in meina Birn.
# German (Vorarlbergerisch; West Austrian dialect)G4:
Hargoläss, do ischt an agscht i minoem griand!
# Goa'uldG5: Yo me Weiafei! Te monba im tap-ei.
# Greek, AncientG6: O Thee! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale!
# Greek, ModernG6: The'Mou! Eho ena tsekouri sto kefali mou!
# GujaratiA4: Aare Bhaghwan! Mara matha ma ek kuladi chhe.
# GullahG7: Me Gawd! Dey en' ax een me haid!

# HausanH1: Kai! Ina da bambaro ciken kaina!
# HebrewH2: Oh Ellohim! Yesh li garzen ba-rosh.
# Hindi: Hay Bhagwaan! Mere sar mein kulhaadi hain.
# HungarianH3: Jaj Istenem, fejsze van a fejemben!
# HutteseH4: Tcheesa watichika bo! Ava pi killee krusp da ma green.

# Icelandic: Gud minn godur! Thad er o:xi i ho:fdinu a mer.
# IdoI1: Ho! Mea Deo. Hakilo esas en mea kapo.
# Ilythiiri (Drow)I2: Ussta Quarval-sharess! Gaer zhah velve wun ussta karliik!
# IndonesianA4: Ya Allah, dikepalaku ada kapak.
# Inuktitut (Greenlandic)I3: Åh gootinga! Niaquniipuq ulimaat.
# Irish, ModernI4: Ó mo Dhia! Tá tua i mo cheann!
# Irish, OldI5: A mo dé! Táthum túag im chenn-sa.
# Italian: Dio mio! C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa!
# Italian (Trieste dialect)I6: Co dio! xe na mannera nella mia testa

# Japanese: ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono ga arimasu.

# KlingonK1: toH, HIvqa' Qun'a'wIj! nachwIjDaq 'obmaQ tu'lu'!
# KoreanC2: aigo, OtchOna! nae daegarie tokkiga pakhyO inne!
# KyrgyzK2: Oh Kuday! Bashimda balta bar!

# Latin: Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est.
# Latvian: Ak Dievs! Man ir cirvis galva!
# LithuanianC3: Dieve mano, turiu kirvi galvoje!

# MacedonianM1: O, Gospodi! Imam sekira vo glavata.
Oh my God! there's an axe in my Macedonian head.
# MalayalamM2: Entey Deiwame, entey thalayil oru kodali undei.
# MalteseM3: Alla tieghi, ghandi mannara f'rasi
Alla tieghi, hemm mannara gewwa rasi
# MandarinC3: Wode tian a! You yi ba futou cha zai wode naodai li!
# Manx (Gaelg)M4: Shee bannee mee! Shen vel teigh syns mee ard-chione.
# MaoriM5: Aue Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna!
# Marathi: Aray Devaa! Majhyaa dokyaat kurhaad aahay.

# Norse, AncientN1: Haurheghaud, ijh hehe einght aghsethe hjij haafhohuhede!
# Norwegian (Bokmål dialect; "Book Tongue")N2:
Herre Gud, jeg har fått en øks i hodet.
Herregud! Jeg har en øks i hodet.
# Norwegian, New (Nynorsk dialect)N2:
Herregud! Eg har ein øks i hovudet.
Herre Gud, eg har fått ei øks i hovudet mitt.

# Polish: O Moj Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie!
# Portuguese: Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca!

# QuenyaQ1: A Ilúvatarinya! En ná pelecco cárinyesse.
O Erunya! En ná i pelecco mi nya cár.

# RomanianR1: Dumnezeule! Este un topor in capul meu!
# RussianK1, R2, E1: Gospodi! Topor u moye golovye!
Bozhe moy, u meenya tapor v golove!


# SámiS1: Vuoi Ipmilahcci! Mus han leat aksu oaivvis
# SanskritS2: He mama deva! Asti mama murdhni parasuh!
# Serbo-CroatianC3: Boje moj! sjekira mi je u glavi.
# Scots GaelicB5, C3, I4: Och, mo Dhia, 's e tuagh a tha sa' mo cheann.
# SinhalaS3: Ane Deviyane! Mage oluwe porawak thiyanawa
# SlovakA4: Pane boze! Mam sekeru v hlave!
# Slovenian: Moj Bog! Sekiro imam v glavi.
# SpanishS4: ¡Dios mio! ¡Hay un hacha en mi cabeza!
# Srana (Surinamese)S5: Tjé mi gado! Mi ab' wang aksi na ini mi édé!
# Swahili: Siyo! (Huko) Shoka yangu kichwanil!
# SwedishS6: Oh, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet!

# Tagalog: Ay Dios ko! May palakol sa ulo ko!
# TamilA4: Ada kadavule! En thalaiyil oru kodali irrukku!
# TeleguC3: Ore devudo! Naa thala lo goddali undhi
# TurkishT1: Aman Tanrim; Kafama saplanmis bir balta var.

# UkranianB5: Bozhe mij, ja maju sokyru v holovi
# UrduU1: Au Mere Allah Mere Sur Me Kulahri Hai

# Vietnamese (North Dialect)A4: Oi gioi oi! Cai bu'a no bo vao dau toi!
# Vietnamese (Central Dialect)A4: Oi troi phat oi! Cai rua chem vo dau tui!
# Vietnamese (South Dialect)A4: Chu'a toi oi! Cai rua chat be dau tao!
# Visigothic: Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina haubida
# VolapükV1: O God obik! Binon lecüd in kap obik.

# Wallon (Belgian dialectical French– phonetic)W1: Nom dé dju, y a èn hache din m' tièt
# WelshB6: A Dduw! Mae bywell yn fy mhen i!

# YiddishY1: gotenyu! s'iz do a hak in kop!


# Zau Ta-folin (Sauron's Black Speech of Mordor)Z1:
Afar Lugbúrz! at sapat kok-ishi.
Afar vadokanuk, At sapat kok-ishi!
# ZuluZ2: Awu nkosi yami kunembhazo ekh

1 Comments:

Anonymous Sonia gasped, still in awe of the posts pure goodness...

AHHHHHHHHHHHH I FOUND THE ITALIAN ONE GO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YESSSSSSSSSSS!...oh and im gonna point out there STILL isnt a quote from sonia...its like *SWEARS A LOT* wat come out of my brain is GOLD...$500 an ounce :D...you know it...

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