Sunday, October 02, 2005

Goodie Grab Bag #2

Here's number two in the epic series Goodie Grab Bag about a boy lost in a supermarket with no way out, and with evil grandparents closing in, blocking off every door with candy cane bars. . . no, wait, wrong script.

1. Hey, kid, you wanna look at my bible?
2. Not really. . .
1. Aw, cumon, it's really big.
2. I really don't think. . . WHOA!

And in one of the largest advertising agreements of all time, the well known Niagra Falls has been renamed Viagra Falls. This controversial move was made becuase, according to Jacky Knoff, CEO of Viagra Corp., she felt it would be really neat.

Chris: Why didn't you do your homework last night?
Seth: I had other things to do last night.

Life in Latin:

YOU: Tu Mater! (your mom!)
FRIENDS: oooooooh.
FRIEND: Um. . .
YOU: Tu aspicere! (your face!)
FRIENDS: buuuuurrrrrrrrnnnnn.
YOU: Parum honorifice et dimittere! (dissed and dismissed!)
FRIEND: ouch.

Well, you know what they say: it's better to toss your spear at the stars and hit the ground than it is to throw a pipe bomb at a cat, and hit your uncles Winnebago.

And remember kids, you don't need drugs to enjoy life, you need drugs to enhance life.

9 Comments:

Blogger seth gasped, still in awe of the posts pure goodness...

Okay, the Bible comment has been written in my funny notebook and is thus mine. Hell, you know I came up with it and acknowledged it as hilarious. Thief.


Otherwise, very good.

9:44 PM  
Blogger Pyro_Shark gasped, still in awe of the posts pure goodness...

Ha. Yours are MUCH better than Seth's. Sorry, Seth, sometimes you have to face the brutal reality.

7:41 PM  
Blogger Aeger gasped, still in awe of the posts pure goodness...

Seth: I'll remove that right after I'm done with my KoH article.

Pyro: you have no idea how long I've been waiting to hear that.

7:44 PM  
Blogger Pixelation gasped, still in awe of the posts pure goodness...

Hmm.. Pyro_Shark, you've just given me an idea.

Aeger, Seth, anyone else who wishes to participate: what say you we have a competition?
We make an über goodie grab bag with all of our stuff anonymously thrown in.
We each put it up in our respective sites and have people vote on which quips are best.
Then we decide on the winner based on the amount of votes they each garner.

Savvy?

We could have a competition every month!
And the winner would get top linkage in every other person's websites (or something, we'll see).

Who's in?

4:10 AM  
Blogger Aeger gasped, still in awe of the posts pure goodness...

I'm definately in, just let me refill my pool of witty remarks.

and perhaps we should only post at one site, like a carnival.

1:20 PM  
Blogger Pixelation gasped, still in awe of the posts pure goodness...

A carnival, eh? Like the Carnival of the Godless that roves from site to site?

That's not a bad idea. I call dibs on being the first hoster!

Oh, and I also need to refill my pool of wit. And now, to get Seth and maybe a few other people in...

7:49 PM  
Blogger seth gasped, still in awe of the posts pure goodness...

Brilliant. I are in.

7:55 PM  
Blogger Pixelation gasped, still in awe of the posts pure goodness...

How does an October 31st release sound for everybody?

We all submit things to me (I guess) by October 28th and I put them on a list at random so that nobody knows who did what.

Then we let people comment on which ones were best and the person that wins gets kudos or linkage or something.

Limits. We should set limits. I say we limit the number of submissions (quips) per Carnival to 5 or 6. That would be a total of 15-18 if there's just three of us, more if there's more.

The problem is keeping these long enough to be entertaining for a bit, but not so long that people get bored.

What say ye?

4:47 AM  
Blogger seth gasped, still in awe of the posts pure goodness...

Agreed. Blog about it so I don't have to look at the comments on this post every time I need to remember the guidelines.


…please.

3:28 PM  

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